Recipe (kind of): Fakin' Bacon

Gian figured out a fantastic new way to cook Smart Bacon. It makes the slices significantly less healthy, but man-oh-man they taste like real crispy bacon! Here's his secret: he fries them in a pan with a thin layer of oil covering the bottom of the pan. He cooks them for about 3 minutes per side on high heat. They come out really crispy! They don't taste oily or anything.
Fry 'em up!
Flip 'em!
Use them in a BLT!