The Furminator
That's really what it's called, The Furminator...
It's like a little rake with very fine teeth, it grabs ALL the hair from George and Good Girl, it's ridiculous, the commercial for it has a lab laying in piles and piles of hair, well, that's exactly what it was like when I used it on these two for the first time!
That could have been my back porch.
I ordered mine from eBay for $25.