I Can Haz?

I have an impossibly small passageway between my garage, where I keep my lawnmower, and my front lawn. Also, I HATE that my lawnmower uses so much gas and is so dirty! I feel like this would suit my needs very well. It's eco-friendly, light (17 pounds) never needs sharpening, doesn't have emissions, is quiet, and apparently works very well.

Brill Razorcut Mower